Stripping on the brain

Man, I gotta do some research and start the Lusty Lady Funny Phrase Archives. The great thing about them is that all of these sayings are created by customers/fans--like, they write to the, uh, establishment with ideas and such! When I get to work today I will have to check, but I think one of them up there right now says "Rear View Window." I can't remember what the other one is. Always two at a time. The really great ones relate to current movies--for example the ones when Spiderman came out. But, um, I can't remember what they were. There is also a "branch" of the Lady in San Francisco, run by women, and I believe they actually went to court to get health benefits for their workers. Is that the case at the one here in the Emerald City? I don't know. What I do know is that there are some hot hot hot girls in there, and if you are a woman, and go in for a peep, and they can see you, you will get a better show than any man does. Oh yeah, and they might ask you out, like one girl did to me while she was pressing her ass up against the glass. Sigh. On a side note: after work yesterday, was waiting for the bus, and as usual, glancing at the Lady across the street. And there in the doorway, crouched down, was a couple. One of them was a female janitor from the museum, still in her work uniform. The other was a man also wearing a uniform--the uniform of the dudes who work either behind the "desk" at the Lady, or the other kind of janitor, the job you would never want: that of Mop Man. Yeah, think about that for a moment. They were rolling cigarettes, and smoking, and laughing, and...making out. Ah, love found among the sanitary supplies. Makes me feel all warm inside. Or something.