Back at SAM

The moment you have all been waiting for: Lusty Lady lingo!
(I regret that I missed an entire month of yummy phrases...)

To Bare is Human

Welcome to No Wear

Yes, it's great to be back. I was welcomed with open arms, and what's even better, the only people I didn't get along with weren't rehired, so Sara reigns supreme at the Membership desk. Actually I work alone every single shift. It's a good thing I get along with myself. I am still getting crabby folks who disagree with the price of admission, since the tickets are the same as they were for Van Gogh: $15.00. This morning a "gentleman" said to me, "I don't think I've ever seen anything at SAM that would be worth fifteen dollars," To which I tried to explain that Van Gogh was the beginning of a new era, and that he would certainly be pleased with his visit today, but he just gave me a blank stare. In all fairness, the only time I visited the museum before working here was years ago when there was an Annie Leibowitz show, and while I loved that---the rest of the museum was boring. But special exibits...you know, why am I even rambling on about this? You've heard it before. Go check out what I wrote in June...But the frosting on the pie is the name of one of my members who came in today: Kegel.

Oh, and a disclaimer on the scary posts about evil christians: parody---not real.

(If that link doesn't work, try this: http://www.childbirth.org/articles/kegel.html